somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
i now understand why vodka
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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