Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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