Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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