That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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