But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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