Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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