I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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