And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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