turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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