They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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