he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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