If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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