I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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