Your mouth is God's brothel.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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