I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
