you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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