Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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