Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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