You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
either way he was missing a nipple.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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