butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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