she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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