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(586): View more from Michigan

I need a shot of tequila, and quick death

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(203): View more from Connecticut

there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.

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(310): View more from California

So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?

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(937): View more from Ohio

What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?

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(630): View more from Illinois

I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt

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(337): View more from Louisiana

You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.

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(818): View more from California

Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies

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