I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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