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  what are you wearing?

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  Just my guilt

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• (713): View more from Texas

  eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice

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  I respect that

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES

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• (805): View more from California

  How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.

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  Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy

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• (917): View more from New York City

  On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.

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