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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.

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(415): some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting. http://tfl.nu/ppub

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.

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I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?

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(405): If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie. (1405): I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes? http://tfl.nu/u9sc

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(410): View more from Maryland

Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."

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(410): Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down." http://tfl.nu/u1mc

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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters

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i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet

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(973): can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters (973): i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet http://tfl.nu/povn

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(361): View more from Texas

Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?

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(361): Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one? http://tfl.nu/k16y

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid

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(814): its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid http://tfl.nu/99tk

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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby

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(404): Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby http://tfl.nu/eqgg

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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.

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(702): I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks. http://tfl.nu/qdu7

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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"

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(206): I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?" http://tfl.nu/2uiv

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.

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(262): I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole. http://tfl.nu/sdc1

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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.

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(920): She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls. http://tfl.nu/7oj4

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.

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(720): I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win. http://tfl.nu/oqh3

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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.

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That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka

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(512): Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art. (254): That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka http://tfl.nu/nocy

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(248): View more from Michigan

I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone

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(248): I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone http://tfl.nu/qvsu

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(609): View more from New Jersey

There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day

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(609): There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day http://tfl.nu/0xn9

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