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(419): View more from Ohio

idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night

(248): View more from Michigan

he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit

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(214): View more from Texas

I swear she didn't look like that last week.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"

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(917): View more from New York City

I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina

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(281): View more from Texas

I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?

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(813): View more from Florida

Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa

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