I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does