I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies