I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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