I looked at my own cervix.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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