Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
oh god the rape fog is back!
are you so shy because you have an std?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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