i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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