So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Princesses don't give blow jobs
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
be right there i have to get my cape
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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