At least make sure they are 18
Why
even my farts smell like vagina
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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