do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize
