I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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