p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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