Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I believe in your delicious
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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