He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
