in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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