My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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