i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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