it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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