two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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