I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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