HIV tests are more positive than that guy
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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