I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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