Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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