i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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