Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
false alarm, still single
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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