We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
So. Much. Porn.
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