We're like a lot better than the average bears
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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