who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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