So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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