Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
