i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Send help, water and tortillas.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize
