Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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