Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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