OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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