Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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