It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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