Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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