Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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