Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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