puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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