question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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